Me, My Friends and Igorot Stuff in Between

Part 1. They came, they saw, they got conquered.


Mike (my Davaoeno kumpare): "Pare malapit na ba?"
Me (100% Igorot): "About an hour".
One hour later.
Mike:"Pare malapit na ba?".
Me:"See that sign?"
He smiles. Excited ang pucha.
Mike: "Pare! Pare!". He wakes everyone else.
Evryone else reads the sign: "Baguio!"

Teddy the Elevator man

The Pantry Wars

Sa pantry. Kumakain si Teddy. Mr. Toling joins Teddy.
"Teddy". Mr Toling nods as he takes his seat.
"Mr. Toling". Teddy nods as he farts.
Mr. Toling stands up, covers his nose and leaves.
Teddy is left with a develish smile as he gulps his final coke sip.

Teddy the Elevator man

Fart 3

"Yes Im coming down". Mr Toling to his cellphone as he heads to the just opened elevator.
"Elevator Full, Please get off". Sounds the elevator.
"Sir, next nalang po kayo" says Teddy as he nods and winks at Mr. Toling.
Mr Toling goes out with a devilish smile.
Teddy closes the elevator.
Silence.
The End

Teddy the Elevator Man

Fart 2


"Good Morning Teddy"
"Good morning Mr Toling"
Teddy goes out of the elevator. Does something. Smiles at Mr. Toling and goes back in the elevator. Mr Toling nods in agreement.
"That’s better Teddy"
Katahimikan ulit while the elevator slowly goes up.
"Poooot"
"Damn it Teddy!"
The End

Teddy the Elevator Man

Oh Fart Part 1

"Good morning Teddy".
"Good morning Mr. Toling"

Teddy closes the elevator sabay pindot ng 14th floor. Ang executive floor.

Katahimikan while the elevator goes slowly up.

"Pooooot".

"Damn it Teddy!".

The end.